dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
i think im in europe. pls send help
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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