I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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