Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize
