Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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