that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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