Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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