our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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