But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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