In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
