Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
And then he peed in my hair
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