please come you make the beer taste better
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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