That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
there was a trapeze. enough said
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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