You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I love black thongs
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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