He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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