Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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