Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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