If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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