As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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