I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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