My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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