Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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