mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm bleeding and have questions
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Randomize
