very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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