I skipped work to stalk him.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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