We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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