so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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