I want to make a zoo with you.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
This baby is an asshole
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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