Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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