I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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