well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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