Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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