idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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