Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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