You're so nebulous sometimes
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
this will be a night to untag.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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