Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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