He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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