I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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