She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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