Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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