So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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