i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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