Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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