Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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