i don't like sucking hair
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
My dad just said "fuck circus"
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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