We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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