I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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