Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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