so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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