Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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