i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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