we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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