My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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