you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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