nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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