Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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