Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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