i permit you to call me
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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