so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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