There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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