That's intense
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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